Nuts About Snacks! CrUNCH TiME

Our essential guide for ideas on how to ensure you don't have to share your nuts! >>>

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Peanuts are so high in protein, that they are the preferred food amongst bodybuilders.

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Any ideas what you would like to see us include in our next range of snacks? If so, fill in the boxes below with your suggestion. If we go ahead with it, you'll receive a box on us!

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Not for sharing

Since our snacks are not designed for sharing, the nuts about snacks crew have been frantic huddled around the boardroom table, debating how to ensure the precious contents of our packets do not become a victim of the common sponger. A few of our initial ideas were:

Selling in dark alley

Sell only to people who have no friends. Thus eliminating risk from free-loaders.

Personal bodyguard

Only sell our snacks in dark alleyways to rule out opportunists.

Geek

Hire a personal bodyguard to accompany each packet owner until the packet contents have been consumed and the coast is clear.

We found that all of our initial suggestions each had a few problems (for instance, our private bodyguard option may face an awfully long shift if a packet fell down the side of the sofa).

Anyway, never to be deterred, we decided the best option would be to arm our customers with excuses to ensure they can get out of any sticky situation (namely the one which starts with, "let's have some..."). So, all of our packets contain responses to assist in such emergency situations. Here are some of our suggestions:

What if you're allergic to nuts? I can't take the risk, you're just too special to me!

Buy us another packet and I'll consider sharing these with you.

Can't you see the warning on the pack! Its not for sharing dude!

Where do you see "free for all" written on the packet?

This packet is just enough for the average sized person, I could only share them if we were both midgets.

Buy yourself a packet and lets both share one another's!

Sorry I can't, I've just started body-building, and I need the protein!

The packaging says its only enough for one! You don't want me going hungry right?

Let me finish this pack to be sure its exactly for one person, then I know if I can spare any...

If you have any witty suggestions that you feel would help a fellow snacker evade being sponged of their precious nuts about snacks packet, send through your idea to notforsharing@nutsaboutsnacks.co.uk

If we like your idea, you may find it added to our packets and you'll win a 24 pack box of the snacks of your choice!

Latest Suggestions:

What if my partner found out you've tasted my nuts?
James Alan, Norwich.

Let's make a pact, I'll share these when you stop being so tight fisted and buy a pack for once.
Paul Martin, Colchester.

[Cough in the pack after opening, this usually does the trick without having to say anything!]
Lisa Elstree, London.

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